thebootydiaries:

straberrytheinfamous:

thebootydiaries:

noa-lordwholock:

thebootydiaries:

evansamsa:

thebootydiaries:

rubihube:

thebootydiaries:

rubihube:

thebootydiaries:

when ur homie breathe thru his mouth and u gotta stop breathing because u don’t wanna inhale guy air bc ur straight and also ur muscles are huge

That moment when straight people don’t actually act like that

um im a scientist studying the Straights™ so think before u speak

Coming from a straight dude, this doesn’t fucking happen.

i watched football once so i think i know what im talking about buddy

stop trying so hard to be funny. lol

this post has 130,427 notes so no. lol

You’re dumb

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And you’re still 141,000 times more of an idiot for loving that

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thefemaleandblack:

imsoshive:

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

batnoodles:

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how-bad-do-u-want-it:

afroarabia:

“boys dont like it when-“ 

“girls don’t like it when-”

“people would probably like you better if-”

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